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  • Cities:
  • Rockhampton, Yeoman
  • Age:
  • 33
  • Eyes:
  • Blue
  • Hair:
  • Brown
  • Piercing:
  • Yes
  • Tattoo:
  • No
  • Bust:
  • No
  • Cup size:
  • 32
  • Bust:
  • C
  • Seeking:
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  • Status:
  • Newlyweds
  • Relation Type:
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She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that. Q: How many Blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies.

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Q: What do you call it when a Blonde dies her hair brunette. By Emma Lord Oct. A: They think someone is taking their picture.

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